New way to enhance your cleavage for that beach holiday!

Our summer holiday is almost upon us, which brings with it thoughts of flaunting ourselves in a cossie or bikini on the beach! Shudder! Yes, there's styles out there to give your boobs a boost, but if you're looking for something more permanent, I've heard of just the thing!

The Vampire Breast Lift has arrived in Cookham! It is a new procedure where your own blood is used to enhance your cleavage area (the growth factors in the blood stimulate collagen). It has taken the US by storm and figures show Google searches on the Vampire treatments is presently exceeding searches for wrinkle injections!

Tempted? Look no further than the Laser Clinic on Cookham High Street... It is possible to have a Vampire Facelift and Breast Lift procedure in one sitting by Dr Mariette Grant for £1,200.